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New Cosmetic Surgery Provides Eyelashes You Can Perm

Think you�ve seen it all? How about having eyelashes long enough to perm or gazing into the eyes of a woman who perms her own? As long as we�ve got our eyes on tomorrow, how about if the lovely lass wears them in pigtails?

Such lashes just became a real possibility, thanks to ever-resourceful plastic surgeons figuring out how to transplant head hair into eyelids.

The technique, originally developed to reconstruct burn, has now been transferred to people who burn only to be more alluring.

Quick cut to scenes of tomorrow, as we hear the lucky man in the match say, �Excuse me, sweetheart, but your eyelashes are in my beer.�

Or a woman with the especially long lashes who trips, exclaims to a guy, �Will you please be careful? You stepped on my eyelashes.�

Of course, we can�t leave without redoing the classic love scene.

The sultry lady asks, �When you look into my eyes, darling, what do you see?�

Her lover gazes into them, and replies, �Actually, sweetheart, I see dandruff.�

By the way, men can also opt to have the procedure, and reports are that some of them are casting a come-hither look at the technique.

Submitted by:

Tom Attea

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience."


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